when ur going to the mall
and u actually have money
*pulls up to your house on prom night*
are you ready to go, babe? tonight’s going to be magical.
sorry god but i… *exhales cigarette smoke* *looks up at the sky* *smiles as a tear rolls down my cheek* love big titties
if jesus takes a shit is it a holy shit then???
my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes
meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes
my strongest memes would kill a mod, let alone a follower. you’d better find a blogger who posts weaker memes